I INHERITED A MIXED ANIMAL FROM UNCLE LIVING IN WOODS, Chapter 1.

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I Inherited a Mixed Animal, Chapter the First

My Uncle Leonard was a her­mit who lived alone in the Uncon­scious For­est his entire life. Unc had a sack of money stashed away, and when he went to meet his Maker he left every penny to my lit­tle sis­ter Shane. He left me, a full grown man, a rusty bicy­cle and a busted set of drums. I don’t mean he left me a full grown man, I mean I am a full grown man. So why would he leave me a load of child­ish junk instead of cold hard adult cash?...